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America se aik sardar ne apni maan ki dead body India bheji, jis ke sath aik letter tha k amma ki dead body ap ko mil gai hogi. Amma ne kapron k neeche jo shirts pehn rkhi hein wo bhaiyon k liy, jo 5 socks k jode pehn rkhe hein wo sab k liy, amma k sarhane k neeche chocolates chote k liy, amma k balon mein poniyan chotii k liy, … aur agar kisi aur cheez ki zarurt ho to jaldi bata dena kion ke abba ki bhi halat khrab hai. -- How does lazy people like you take bath during winter They stand infront of a mirror Throw water on the mirror And say …. Ohh marr gya itnna thanda paani -- You are ABCD Attractive beautiful cute dear EFG Excellent funny gorgeous HIJ Hello I am joking ;) -- Funny poetry Tum mere siwa kisi aur k ho nahi skte Jese paani k bagher tum poti dho nai skte -- A traveler asked a boy can you bring me water Child asked would you like to take yoghurt Traveler said: sure it’s good Child brought 4 glass of yoghurt and traveler drank all n then asked No one at your home likes yoghurt? Child said: ya they like but today a frog fell in the yogurt bowl, that’s why no one dare to taste it Traveler broke the bowl and yelled at the child Child also screamed and asked his mother: mom, he broke the bowl in which our youngest one used to pee ;-) -- . . . . . Aahaa! PAGAL..!!! SMS Karne Walay ki Tasveer Thori Aati Hai:- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Funny Text -I was worried in dream 2nite I saw All the devils of the world have died, Can u give me only 1 sms or miscal2 make me sure dat Ur stil alive. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Funny Text -Acha sila diya tu ne mere pyar ka yar ne hi loot liya ghar yar ka! REMIX.. ..acha kurta siya tu ne mere naap ka ...naap liya mera, siya mere baap ka....! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Funny Text -Ik pagal rail ki ptri pe so gya Ik aadmi ne kaha kya kr rhy ho train ayegi to mrjaoge Pagal:Mere uprse JAHAZ guzr gya to kch ni hua TRAIN NAY KYA KR LENA hai ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Funny Text Messages - Agr kisi ne aapko rulaya ho Dukh dia ho Pareshan kiya ho To ap b usko rula sakte hain Dukh desakte hain Pta hai kese? ? ? ? ? Uski Aankh mein ungli maar kar:-) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Funny Text Messages - 1 Charsi eyes donate karne gaya After operation Doctor Kuch kehna chahte ho Charsi jisko b ankhen lagao ose bata dena Ye 2 sooote lagane k baad khulti hain. () ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Funny Text Messages - Ishq mey ye anjaam paya hai, Haath pair tootey or moo se lahoo aya hai, Hospital pohancha to nurson ne ye farmaya hai, Baharo phool barsao ek or POOND aya hai, () ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Home » funny sms » funny jokes Funny Jokes Funny Jokes Funny Text -KOI ANKHON SE BAAT KAR LETA HAI, KOI ANKHON MEIN MULAQAT KAR LETA HAI, BARA MUSHKIL HOTA HAI JAWAB DENA, JAB KOI ENGLISH MAIN BAAT KAR LETA HAI.;-) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Funny Text -Hr khu§hi hansi mange apse. Hr phool khushbu mange aap§e. Itni ro§hni ho aapki zindagi main k khud bijli wale conection mange aap§e.. ;) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Funny Text -Dhoka mila jub bhi pyar main, Zindgi main udasi chaa gayee.. Socha tha chor dengay is raah ko, Kambakht phir 1 new number se miss call Aagai ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Funny Text -Fursat Main jab kabhi woh yaad aata hai.... dil main sirf aik he sawal aata hai.... yaad kertay hain jisay hum!! Kya usay bhi hamara khayal aata hai. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Funny Text -A boy told his frnd, "yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai" . frnd answered " sahi se dekh hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k hans rahi hai. :-) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- NEW QOMI TARANA Musharraf ki zamin shad baad, Bijli aay 8 ghantay baad, Tu nishany corruption aalishan, Arz-e-mshrafistan, Shad baad Wakeel berbaad, Musharf ki zamin ka nizam Atay,Gas,Bijli ka bohran Qom mulk sub gharak,Chaudhry sub pa-in-da-baad Shokat aziz mulk say farar Parchamay sitara-o-hilal Khoon may runga sara saal Bhool apna mazi shan-e-haal Jaan-e-istaqlal Saya-e-Bush Sar pay sawar." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Aadhi raat ko aadmi apni moti biwi se Begum sisak sisak k marna acha hai ya aik dum? Biwi Aik dum Aadmi Acha to apni doosri tang bhe meray upar rakh do..! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Funny Text Messages - FILM: "Destroy Pakistan" HERO: President Bush HEROINE: Musharaf VILLAIN: Sharif,imran,qazi SCRIPTED IN: USA SHOT IN: Pakistan CHARACTER ACTOR: Amin Fahim FRIENDLY APPEARANCE: Saudi King COMEDIAN: Sheikh Rashid SUPPORTING ACTOR: Molana Fazal-ur-Rahman CHARACTERLESS ACTORS: Chaudhries DANCERS: Sherry Rehman kashmala Tariq Sumara Malik MUSIC BY: MQM ACTION BY: Pak Army SUSPENSE BY: Chief Justice FINANCED BY: Poor People Of Pakistan. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Funny Text Messages - khudkash bombar ne bom ka batton dabaya,laken dhamaka nahe hua. wo behosh ho gea.jb hospital me hosh aya to nurse ko dekha or kaha "baqi hoorain kaha hain" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Funny Text Messages - GABBAR: Ye haath humko dede Thakur. THAKUR: Theek hai, lele. Par 1 shart hai. Vada kar....Roz 'Phetii' dhone tu ayega..... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Funny Text Messages - Frog:"Pathan ka demag nahi hota" Pathan:"Hota hai" Frog:"Nahi hota nahi hota nahi hota(& jumps in water) Pathan:"Lo,is me khudkushi karne wali kia baat thi" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Funny Text Messages - I want 2 kiss the most cute n smart person in the world but . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . My lips cant touch my cheeks...! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Funny Text - A 4 aap ko B 4 buhat buhat C 4 chori chori D 4 dil se E 4 ek bar F 4 face 2 face H 4 hum ap ko kehna chahtay hain . . . Funny Text -Kapre la te lame pay.;-) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- BISTAR ready ? Yes boss. ;-) SHARAB ready ? Yes boss. ;-) SAATHI ready ? Yes boss. ;-) GIRL ready ? No boss. ;-) Why? ;-) Brooker abhi sms parh raha hai.;-) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ae FARAZ tuje zindgy se mila hai agr koi ghum Bs phone utha or dial kr 0900-78601 Telefun,Telefun :)!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pagal ho jao uchlo kudo cheekan maro abbay nu dasso ami nu dasso elaan krao bhangray pao luddian pao nahray lao k twanu kisi ne msg kita je. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- U want ur partnr of whch star, i'll tel U abt ur partner :) *AQUARIUS *ARIES *CANCER *CAPRICORN *GEMINI *LEO *LIBRA *PISES *SAGITARIUS *SCORPIO *VIRGO *TAURUS" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- in case of loose motions: ruk ruk ruk arey baba ruk in case of qabz: na tu aaye gi na e chain aaye ga in case of gas trouble: hawa hawa ae hawa khushbu luta de after coming out of bathroom: juda ho k bhi tu muje me khin baqi hai ----------------------------------- *Love before Marriage* Janu… agar tum naii to mein b nahi, mei nahi to tum nahi… *Love after Marriage* “baghairta”…Aj tu nahi ya mein nahi -------------------------------------- I’ve to go a long way To be like you I ain’t a complete freak yet -- ^i^ ^i^ ^i^ ^i^ ^i^ ^i^ ^i^ ^i^ ^i^ I’m sending you cute friendship roses .--. W .--. .' ', {_} ,' '. < =( X )= > '. .`/'''\`. .' '--' '--' But hey, I forgot to say it’s fulla bugs THAT HUG Hope that keep u bz all day long ;) -- We give a rat’s ass to who doesn’t care Coz we’re so fly -- Winter’s motto: Kiss the biggest ass at work -- As long as we are together There wld be enough reasons to smile -- I may be missing a lot of things But What I’m missing the most Is BUGGING YOU ;) -- wana know wats warm, nice and absolutely calorie free . . . it’s a big hug from me to say sweet thoughts of you are always on my mind -- YOU COMPLETE ME And I don’t mean that In the overly used Jerry Maguire kind of way I mean it from the bottom of my heart My life truly wouldn’t be The same without you But I do wish you were less controlling --